Perhaps the best recipe for any breakfast burito...

What you will need:

• Ground Sauage ( i used 1 quart of deer sausae, whatever you have on hand)
• 9 or 10 eggs or more depending on how many you will be feeding
• 2 brautsworth sausages 9the kind with cheese through out)
• 1/2 jar of medium salsa
• maple syrup not too much but enough
• ground ginger abut a teaspoon
• 1 tablespoon of Cilantro
• 1 talespoon of rosemarry
• 1 teaspoon of minced garlic
• salt and pepper to taste
• Soft Taco shells
• A good sized skillet

Instructions:

• thaw out your sausage and cut your brats into cubes. you can choose to ball them up if you want even though it doesn't really work out.
• put your skillet on medium-high heat, and add your sausage to it. cook your sausage throughly.
• while the sausage is cooking in a bowl, you can choose the size. add your eggs, cilantro, ginger, salt and pepper. now this part gets complicated do not use 3 fork to beat your eggs. USE a WISK. Beat your eggs thourgly.
• Now add the garlic, maple syrup and rosemarry leaves to the sausage. Stir this into the sausage mixture very well....
• Now take your eggs tht were WISKed to perfection and pour them over your sausage. cook until your aeggs are cooked.
• now add the salsa into the egg and sausage mixture.
• once the entire mixture is done set it on a back burner with no heat.
• Begin heating your Toco Shells. once your finished with this task, and hopefully you didn't burn them... you need to place a medium amount oof the sausage and egg mixture into each shell, and wrap them as though your wrapping a burito.

*these will have a small ick to them. hence the ginger, so you will probably need to serve them with a sweet lemonade. or sweet tea. NOT orange juice. it ruins the flavor....

I hope you enjoy these yummy Mexican-American Buritos.

Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

A day in the Life of A poster boy...

Yes everyone dreams that one day they will ge tto stand in front of a green screen as the photographer tells them to pose this way and that, bu tI would never want that. I am single as most of my readers know, and you also know that I am very unhappy being single. There comes a time in everyone's life that they are offered a chance to get away, and then you rely on your peers to give you the right advice, and then you still don't know what to do so you consult your counselors, and fellow teachers. you ultimately decide to stay put for another year, and hope things go better for you, and then that year goes by and you feel like that you have just stuck a knife in your own back.

Well my friends I have reached that very point in my life. I feel like I have lost my mind, and that there is no turning back. I can not even see a possible road back to happiness. Everytime someone attempts to get close to me i figure out a new way to become a self-centered asshole, and the only people i get close to are the ones I would not miss a meal to have even the slightest chance of a date with, and then there are the girls that i want to get close to, but they drive me away. Most people would look at all my issues I have with finding my poster girl, and tell me to go gay. Well that is not going to happen. I have accomplished a plethora of things, and any guy or girl has every right to be jealous and even envious. I do not ask for pietti for the whole situation, i do ask for understanding, and will not settle for anything less.

Most of you know that I have been under going the moral struggle of underage engagements, and through this whole pathetic, immature arguement i have not once wavered in my opinions. I believe that a 17 year old should not be engaged, havung sexual relations, or even the slightest bit of in intament relations with a 14 year old. Any parent who could knowingly allow this to go on is an abomination to society, and should never have had kids. There are some things that you must force your children to conform to in society.

We always say that we would rather our relationships to be this way or that, and be greatful that we have a relationship with this person. This position is completely wrong, and proves that once again people in our generation have chosen to settle rather than risk it to get the bisciut. I say that we should never settle, and settling will only produce a mild sense of contentment, and the hunger that is deep down is never fulfilled. We, as youth, should do anyything we can to take action, and make our world a better place.

We have all these clubs in school talking about savign the rainforest, and correcting our parent's generation's mistakes. Well my question is simply how can we correct another generation, if we are busy screwing up our own? Why are we critizing our parents for getting married at such a young age, and run off the next day get engaged and say whoops mom I'm pregnant? Will the world end in 2012? I don't think so... We have alot of things that need fixin' before this world can end. Religions vary between countries, and those who believe in the same founding principles cannot even agree on one simple concept. Science was once a major part of religion, and then some up tight ass hole comes along, and decides that science is trying to prove religion never happened. humans have this odd quality about them. They are curious creatures, and they are very quick to critize someone elses work. Why do we not convert to solar power? because all of those damn liberals in congress are to worried about who's gonna write their campaign check, and not actually do what they promised in the elections. America has become the monster, that we have so feverently tried to rid the world of. We are an infestation, and should not be allowed to breathe another breath. So take the time to smell the roses,a nd instead of bitching just shut up and take action. There is no sense in being this giant dog with all bark and no bite.

Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Horoscopes

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk
.Pisces
(Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries
(Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
Taurus
(April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.
Gemini
(May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer
(June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic andunderstanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo
(July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo
(Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Smoking Condoms

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.Lady 1: "What's that?"Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years ofage), but politely asks what brand she prefers.Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."The pharmacist fainted.

Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason