Where to from here?

So you know me and tyla have been dating right? Well She goes to Kansas August 6, and she doesn't know is she is staying there, coming back, or going to college somewhere else. I just keep thinking she isn't coming back, and then where will i be? I really like her. A lot. I Realize that i can't hold her back, but i can't go with her yet. I am not the type to run away from my problems, but come on. Where do i go from here? I wanted to be there and now i have no idea where i stand.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Horoscopes

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk
.Pisces
(Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries
(Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
Taurus
(April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.
Gemini
(May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer
(June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic andunderstanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo
(July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo
(Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Smoking Condoms

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.Lady 1: "What's that?"Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years ofage), but politely asks what brand she prefers.Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."The pharmacist fainted.

Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Lazy Rivers, Water SLides, and sunburn

Sun burn is the consequence of being Lazy in the lazy river yesterday at splash in the Boro. I had fun, but i am lobster Red on my back, stomach, arms, and face. i can't sleep, I can't lie down. I can do nothing without pain. Britany is in Atlanta auditioning for American Idol. It sucks, but good luck. Simon isn't there so she might have a chance. anyways i go to camp next week gotta run... oh i did talk to tyla for at least two hours last night, if not more...
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

I am not a grass hopper

I hate to tell britany this, but i am not an insect. I do not know why i am getting annoyed by your calling me a grasshopper, but please stop. I do not wish to be mean. I am tired, i worked hard today and tomorrow i am going to sleep, and will be going to splash tomorrow... Good by for now
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Thats what i am going to do

Okay I am posting for today. As i thought of what i should post about. It suddenly came clear to me, that some of my friends, or some aquaintances, are in need of tons of advice.
Well to Lindsey and her situation. I must say that you should never go back out with that guy, I don't care if you go lesbian. My brother is a dick. You could find better things in you life. Oh and as for making laugh i have no idea what to tell you.
Britany, And Katie, you guys are next. I can't tell you what a friendship means. that is something you must both learn on your own. If you must I wish for you two to just realize, that when the going gets tough the tough stick together. these are troubled times, and we have no idea what will come tomorrow. We must keep our friends close, but our enemies closer.
I have enjoyed myself today, and will continue to do so. I however do not wish to see blodd of any sort spilt over a minor conflict. There is no need to break a friendship, over a lover. Katie you should try your best to become slightly less blocking of britany. I have no idea what is said between the two of you, but from whaqt i read, you two are not happy being friends. I tell this becuase you could make a grave mistake. Darn i already got a new message on myspace, so i have to go.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

My refusual

Today i truly refuse to write about anything. For my non google readers, i am sorry. To britany you shall live. I want nothing more than to waste away the remaining days i have left just giving out all the advice i have, but i can't do that today. SO until next time...
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

If you can't be with the one you love will you be with the one who loves you?

If you can't be with the one you love will you be with the one who loves you? I guess you could. I personal do not think that if you love someone you would be partiuarly happy with the one who loves you. So this statement is a little more difficult for me to explain. I can think of no examples in history, besides Romeo & Juliet. But they were even together for a little while. Matter of fact lets look at that. Romeo began the play in lust, which to me is a form of love, with a Nun. Well after realizing You can't get none from a Nun ROmeo is forced not to be with the one he loves. He finds Juliet, whom he is really horny for. She is in love with him. but she can not be with him, for she is to be married to that Charlse guy. I guess this means that you could be with the one who loves you with out being with the one you love.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

What a stupid Lamb

Someone is in unconditionally in love with you. they live in north carolina and you live in georgia. they just broke up with their significant other for YOU! unfortunately you are afraid to say ok because you are very wishy washy and you change your mind very often. what do you do and why?
First off i do not believe that you can be unconditionally in love with someone. Secondly I do believe that if you already have asignificant other, and choose to sever ties for some one far away. You are stupid. If you wish to go along with this person's bull shit line that says they love you unconditionally go ahead. It is not my place to tell you that you can't.
I however feel that it is necessary to give all love a chance, but this is not a case of love. more lust. If you do not know this person in person, and have never shared face to face sentimentals with this one then you do not need be involved with this person.
So in closing I am against it 100% and to do this would violate all of these morals, and policies I have surrounded myself with.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

My nerves are shot

Right about now my nerves are completely shot. This guy isnt leaving me alone keeps asking me dumb questions. He wants to know if this kid is bi or not and i amlike ask him your damn self. I am sorry to be such a butt today, but i am kinda not in the mood. I really hope my step dad doesnt sayanything to me.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

hours of Silence

Hours of silent comptemplating produces more results then days of talking. I believe in this wholeheartedly. We should spend a few hours each day in silence. We should silently reflect our misdeeds, and our good turns. We should not waste our time talking, but silently come to the conclusion of how to better ourselves as a person. We all need to be more silence orientated.
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

My Order of the arrow Ordeal

Okay since this is a secret society I can not tell you anything... I went to Camp Blue Heron and that is it... You can not know anymore I am sorry... I had a blast had to pray five cans of bug spray but still had fun... anyways...We moved my grandmother out of my grandfathers house. My grandfather treatedher like crap. Sh lives in our caddy shack now. anyways i am tired, hungry and sore from this weekend any ways to escape pain please tell me...
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

People, Dirty deeds & excuses

People are the poorest excuses for humans. We can never express ourselves. We do not listen to one another. We blame each other for stupid crap. People are thievs. they steal their neighbors life, they expect to control you. Well guess what kiddo I dont think so not this guy... i hate authority, and i hateit when people assume they automatically have it over me because they are older. Well dumb asses try your crap on somebody else. I am not your kid. I fear no consequences if I do not listen to whatever it is you want me to do. if a kids hits me i am gonna hit back... So leave me alone and you won't have to worry about me... any ways i am kinda lost on what to say now brain hurts from thinking to fast... this post really sucks... could have had more passion
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

So Sue me

People say I have gotten boring... Well is i my fault that they haven't grown up. I choose not to conform to society... Tyla doesn't care who i piss off as long as i dont piss her off... So most of you know what that means. I think if you are doing, are bout to do, or have done something stupid keep it to yourself. I am not afraid of you... my gun is clean... SO watch it... I am me i will be me. I do not care how old you think you are... but you need to realize one thing... I am GOING to the TOP there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can do. I will do anything to get there. But i am in a better mood Tyla has post poned her two months in kansas till august now she can come hang out with me... yay but anyways i am looking forward to pissig you off. So SUE ME
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Work is Good for the Soul

IF you are so lazy that you choose not to get your lazy butt off the couch and go to work then you do not deserve government benefits. If the body is able, and the mind is willing put the potato chips down and go to work. It never hurt anybody. If you think you are fat exercise. If you are dumb study harder. If you are hungry eat. I do not want to hear your excuses. Relax when you are tired then get back to work. When the going gets tough the tough get going...
If you choose not to look for a home, or refuse to help yourself do not depend on me...
I can only help you if you help yourself... Leave my tater chips alone... I will bite
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason

Do you give me a reason to care?

There is always someone out there who really pisses us off and then expects us to care. I have to say i don't care how much i piss you off i don't expect you to care, hell i never expect much out of you anyways. I honestly don't care who you chose to date. it is not my job to tell you that you cant date that person. I am not your mother, I am not your father. I do not care what you do with your life. It is your life, and i expect you to live it. I am busy living mine. I interact with people of different natures. Is it my fault i like a variety of people in my life? lets see no... anyways... I make my decisions, and have a hard enough time with them, so how am i supposed to make all of your decisions?
Truly yours,
Sir Patrick Ryan Eason